I am having the Vista USB blues

OK it has been three days now and Vista still cannot recognize ANY of my USB drives!  I have installed the latest cumulative update from the KB articles and ran through the steps here to recover the metabase for the drivers.  Has anyone else had this issue?

I am afraid I am going to have to reinstall the OS. 

Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

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